Wow..this is like, my 3rd blog of the evening...I must be really bored...

Has anyone seen the episode of "Wild On E!" where Cindy Taylor goes to Taipei?

A few observations:
- There's a brown guy who looks a lot like Mo-D from Kiss92 who's travelling with Cindy. Wow, this show is very multicultral! Asian people, South Asian people...it's like school! Well, minus the caucasian woman, of course.
- They go to a Hooters in Taipei: first...HOOTERS? IN TAIWAN? Who would've thought? And secondly..the women in American Hooters would laugh out loud at the women at this Hooters...I think the biggest set of boobs here is a B cup...well, I guess I shouldn't say anything: they are bigger than mine after all.
- Coco Lee is apparently Taipei's ambassador for E! She's actually cooler than I thought she would be: plus, she has a hot guy friend, and his name's Telly. A hot, Taiwanese man? oh baby, oh baby, and my parents would be proud.
- Cindy Taylor goes to some kind of marketplace where there's a sex shop. Out on the street, there's a table full of keychains, all depicting different sexual positions...intermolesting, hahaha
- Telly eats a cricket and says it tastes like chicken...Gee, a lot of things taste like chicken, don't they. But that Telly dude...*drool drool*
- Coco Lee makes dumplings with some chef...reminds me of my mom's dumplings...mmmmm.....*drool drool*
- Aside from Lisa Ling and Lucy Liu (What is with the "L" alliterations in Asian actresses?) this is probably one of the only times I've seen Chinese people speak proper English. Oh wait...there was also that Asian dude from American Pie (the one who pees on Stifler in the 2nd one...) he wasn't too bad.
- Telly interviews the ladies at Naomi...no! Ladies...step out of the frame...just leave Telly.
- Then they head over to Room 18, a dance club...er, Telly may be hot, but he shouldn't be seen dancing.

Ugh..Anna Nicole Show commercial...I despise that show and that woman...Even more so than Carmen Ba-Ram-usen

- Oh....Cindy and Telly head over to Plush...his last name is Liu...
- Oh! Taiwanese women kissing eachother...interesting
- Lots of raver music...vaguely reminds me of Drop Zone at Pacific Mall, even though I've never been there. But I imagine that that's what it would be like.
- Telly is seen dancing again...he's not too bad this time...especially in comparison to some of those women there...*raising eyebrow*
- Nooooo.....where's Telly? They've arrived at some Hot Springs, and he's not there anymore. Dammit...
- Cindy just asked if she could pee in one of the springs...then she said that she was just joking. For the sake of everone else in that pool, I certainly hope so
- Wow...Taiwan seems really pretty, something I would have never figured. Must add that to list of places to go.
- They're touring in a bus! And scratch the part about the brown guy looking like Mo-D..he looks more like a cross between Mo-D and Vinita's cousin.

I just finished my daily work out: it was more brutal than usual, considering how stuffed up my nose is. I sneezed a few times in front of customers today, I hope they don't think that I have SARS or anything. Curiously, I've only seen about 2 people wearing masks; even at school, there really isn't anyone who is super paranoid.

- Aw...Cindy's in Kenting now...which means no more Taipei and definitely no more Telly. Sucks for me :(
- Cindy's now driving a dune buggy, taking instructions from some man who doesn't speak English: anyone else see the dangers in this fact?

I'm bored with this show now that there's no more Telly...

:: Emily 12:14 AM [+] ::